DocTap, confidently boasting on its website that results are sent within 70 hours – ‘or your money back’. Alas, when my partner finally managed to speak to someone at DocTap, it turned out that my swab hadn’t even been analysed.
It was finally emailed that evening, 74 hours after I’d done the test, by which point my flight to the Maldives was somewhere over the Balkans and I was emerging from the Piccadilly line home to unpack my suitcase.