Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested his family nanny may be required to get the pudding bowl out to give him an "emergency" lockdown haircut.
The Leader of the Commons spoke out after he was slammed for being out-of-touch over his plan to get MPs back into Parliament in person.
The Cabinet minister said he risks looking like a "long-haired lover from Liverpool", a reference to Jimmy Osmond's 1972 chart hit, given the state of his barnet.
Hairdressers are not due to reopen until July at the earliest, with Conservative Selaine Saxby (North Devon) telling the Commons: "As we've noticed being back in the chamber this week, many of us across the House are in desperate need of a trip to the hairdresser." Commons leader Mr Rees-Mogg replied: "When I was